First of all, waking up with cold feet every morning is just a fact of life.
Showering isn't as fun when you have to bend over to wash your hair.
According to your mirror, you're going to walk around decapitated all day.
Forget about crossing your legs under your desk.
Towering over the crowd in any public place feels like you're attracting attention...
...So on most days, it's Goodbye Heels, Hello Flats.
Now if only it was easier to find jackets that fit...
