The 10 Ways Girls Choose Their March Madness Brackets

Maybe don't do these this year...

1. School Colors

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<3 Tiffany Blue... so UNC has to be the best!

Which team has glitter as their color?

My new yellow skinny belt would look awesome with a blue skater dress. So I vote Michigan!

2. Boyfriends

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I like to wear my boyfriend's Texas t-shirt to bed, so I'll pick them.

I lounge in my boyfriend's Florida hoodie, like, all the time.

My boyfriend has an Ohio State sticker on his car from high school.

3. Ex-Boyfriends

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I dated this guy that went to UVA and he was a jerk, so I am NEVER EVER picking them.

My ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is a cheerleader for Kansas. Bitch from K is not getting my pick.

My ex lived and breathed Michigan State, and quite frankly, I can't even write their name down.

4. Pets

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Aww, Tennessee has a puppy dog as their mascot... I have a puppy. Instagramming #max now, #puppylove #dogstagram

On gossip girl, Blair had a bulldog because she loved Yale, so I pick any school with a Bulldog. Oh, and I pick Blair Waldorf.

Um. EW. Wichita State are the "Shockers?" That is just gross. Ew. NO.

5. Mascot Cuteness

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Oregon has a duck named puddles?!?! Done.

Rameses at UNC is so darn cute in those fake horns. But what's a tarheel?

Awww UCONN is the Huskies?! Hashtag PRESH!!

6. Your Alma Mater

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Lambda Chi and Pi Beta Phi forever! XoXo Arizona

B.S. in Public Relations minor in Business... Creighton all the way baby!

Rocky Top, you'll always be home sweet home to me. Tennessee to win it all!

7. The Team's City

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<3 the beach... I vote for San Diego State

Louisville? As in the Kentucky Derby? So fun! They must be good.

Wisconsin is cold. And they eat too much cheese. There is no way they will win.

8. An Inconvenience the Team May Have Cause You

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"We interrupt the regular schedule of The Bachelor to bring you Memphis vs. Pittsburgh" #WTF

You: "We on for our date tonight?" Him: "Oh, no, sorry watching the UCLA game with the guys."

What is with all of this traffic in Lexington tonight? I need to get to the mall, it's taking forever!

9. Smiling Players

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Oklahoma State's best player is smiling in his bio picture. He must be nice.

Look how happy that guy on the bench from Baylor is about basketball!

The guy from Arizona is frowning. He looks angry, that can't be good for the team unity.

10. Rankings

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I'll just pick the number one seeds to go all the way.

They are ranked 7, this other team 8, well, duh. Easy. #7 will win.

Louisville won last year, so they'll obviously win again this year.