The Six Stages Of Post-Grad Bedtime

Because there's no way you had your mid-afternoon nap.

1. Shock

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Wait, how is it 10pm? Didn't I just get home from work? I didn't even do anything with my life today! I mean, I worked for like eight hours but besides that and all. I guess I could heat something up for dinner at least or...crap, is it really 11pm?

2. Denial

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But I still have half of an episode of OITNB to finish! And my bff that lives six hours away is texting me! And I forgot to check my Instagram for the last hour!

3. Cramming

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You got this! Brush your teeth while choosing your pjs. Send a Snap while making lunch for tomorrow. If you're in bed by 11:25pm, there's no way you'll be tired at work tomorrow!

4. Fighting

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But...you just...need to...lay out your your clothes for work...and then...maybe...send one more...text....

5. Hate Yourself

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Coffee is your lifeblood. Why did you sabotage yourself? You spend your 10am meeting very consciously keeping your eyes open. Was Netflix really that interesting? Was it worth it? WAS IT, STUPID LAST-NIGHT ME?

6. Repeat

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And then you find a Tumblr at work that you can't fully investigate until you get home.

Suddenly, it's 10pm.