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    Wilmer Valderrama Nails Everything.

    I'm not trying to imply he gets underage girls strung out on coke or anything...

    • The Teens

    • Demi Lovato

      The latest rumors about Demi Lovato are that she had to abort her and Wilmer's coke baby and turned to drugs and alcohol as a way of coping with her loss.

    • Mandy Moore

      He said on the Howard Stearn show that he took her virginity and she "wasn't like warm apple pie"

    • Linsey Lohan

      They started dating when she was like 16.Have they had too many or not enough Redbulls in this picture?

    • Ashlee Simpson

      Her and Linds were BFF's before Ashlee stole her man and wrote that song about how "I didn't steal your boyfriend"

    • Rough night there Wills?

    • Ali then steals him back for team Lohan

      Just Kidding.

    • Wilmer says he's hung at over 8 inches.

      Look you can see his teen punishment nub.

    • The Eating Disorders

      In no order ...here are some of the eating disorders he's nailed.

    • Misha Bartone

    • An Olson Twin

    • Boobs McGee

      He rated Jennifer Love Hewitt an 8 out of 10 in the sack

    • Tera Reed

    • Avril Lavigne

    • Everything else