Turtle Porn

What is it about shoes that makes turtles so amorous?

It isn’t just a turtle or two with a foot fetish, you can find lots of videos on YouTube depicting turtle/shoe love.

Kobe - The Humping Turtle.

Tortoise having sex with a shoe, squeaking.

Turtle Sex With A Shoe.

Is anyone else as turned on as I am right now?

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