• Step .1

    Find a God damn template like this fucker here.

  • Step.2

    Find a festive image ,something that doesn’t look like total shit.I used Tia D’s Turtlefeed wrapping paper because it looks fucking good , then I opened the template in an image editor and copy pasted the turtlefeed bullshit in the appropriate places.If you have no fucking idea what I am talking about , you might be too fucking stupid to make your own ornaments , try opening paint or finding an online editor and if that doesn’t help you understand step #2 , then you are just to fucking dumb for this project and it’s probably best to just walk the fuck away.

  • Step.3

    Now get a piece of paper and some colored pencils and draw a picture of whats on your screen after all the fucking editing is done.That shit better be photo-realistic too or everyone is gonna mock your ass…or you print the shit out and cut away the Grey area and make a fold everywhere you see a Yellow line because your not a fucking moron.Then fold it into a box shape using a glue stick on the tabs that say shit like glue.

  • Step.4

    By now your shit should look God Damn fantastical. Glue a piece of string or a fucking garbage bag twistie on it and …

  • Step.5

    Voilà! You made a fucking ornament!You can hang it on your tree or carry it around as proof that your not a nutt hugging retard.

  • Post a picture of your finished work of art in the comments.