“I just had to rave about your product, a friend of mine split his order with me and we have been exchanging knowing looks whenever we pass gas in public because we know that thanks to your product we can fart without fear of grossing people out or causing them to run away. You have no idea what kind of quality of life improvements your product has given me, in a movie, at work, with the ladies. I will tell you there is nothing worse then being on a hot date and cutting one so pungent that it melts your dates contact lenses. Now I am fearless, I only wish I could wear them in a pool or without clothes, now that would solve some problems! Thank you again for this miracle cloth that has raised my life’s value exponentially.”
Beyond awful gas.
“Just one weekend of using your product and I am no longer a social pariah! There’s no point in trying to be delicate about a problem like this I had gastric bypass surgery about 9 months ago and have beyond awful gas. There is nothing I can take (Beano - Gas-X, etc) that works. I have tried being very careful with what I eat (and I don’t eat much!) My coworkers have been pretty nice about it for the most part, but I know it was hard to work in a small office with someone like me. I never went anywhere without a bottle of air freshener. My family complained all the time and I know I was an embarrassment to them. I sat at home in a room by myself a lot. In social situations, I would have to leave and find someplace to hide and pass gas. Fine if it’s a public restroom, but not so discreet if you’re in someone else’s home. Then I ordered your product. My first day using it, and it was unbelievable. I’m at work and my colleagues are laughing with me, not running away! I can ride in the car with my family and keep the windows up! It’s absolutely amazing. “
“My job as a flight attendant requires working in confined, oftentimes crowded spaces. No matter how close I might be in proximity to someone else, the odor is effectively concealed! It eliminated the odors from my gas. I can now save money in not having to purchase various hygiene products, which temporarily masked some of the odors. You can rest assure the Flat-D will always be one of my preferred traveling companions. I know a few passengers that could use it!!”
“As a proprietor of a popular ice cream and candy business, I am always sampling items rich in dairy products, creams and sugars. Unfortunately, my sensitivity to lactose over the years has left me prone to having uncontrollable gas. This is very embarrassing, especially when I’m standing near an employee or assisting customers. I first heard about the Flat-D from a friend of mine. She happened to be looking at a cigar web-site, to order cigars for her husband. She noticed a box that had unique inventions. She clicked on the box and found the Flat-D. She gave me the web-site address and told me to check it out. Well, at first I was in denial and tucked the address away in my daily planner. Then a few weeks later, I overheard my employee’s conversation about the terrible odor caused by her boss’s farts. It was then that I knew my problem was affecting others, as well as myself and I needed to take serious measures to resolve it as quickly as possible. Needless to say, I located the information in my planner, got on the Internet and ordered the Flat-D. It has been one and one-half months since I’ve been using the product. To date, I am proud to say that embarrassing odors are no longer an “occupational hazard” for me. Thanks to Flat-D, I am confident once again in my day to day interactions—-personal and business——to ensure quality confections for my customers.”
Cramped space of my cockpit.
“Your product has really helped me in the cramped space of my cockpit. I would sometimes notice the other guys using their mask to get some fresh oxygen. We eat out all the time and have some good and rich foods. They end up talking back to us later. When I feel the urge I usually quickly install it thru the back of my pants. Then I do not have to worry. It also does a nice job muffling the noise. You have eliminated the embarrassment I had. I am going to tell the other pilots about it.”
The car test.
“I recently had the opportunity to try the Flat-D . Needless to say, I was rather partial, as my history with regards to embarrassing gas is well known by both friends and family. Thus the opportunity to use this product at a business dinner was a blessing in disguise! In the car, on the way to the meeting, I decided to test the product. My wife, in her usual manner, started screaming for me to roll down the window. But I told her to leave them up as I was testing a new product. To her surprise, there was no foul odor associated with the event. I thought that maybe it was just one of the occasional gas moments that have no smell associated with it. So shortly before arriving at the meeting I managed to pass gas again. Sure enough, there was no smell! After the car test, I felt a new sense of confidence with the advent of the upcoming meeting. While in the meeting I had many bouts with flatulence that normally I would be forced to hold to a point of pain, which in turn would cause me to leave the room in order to relieve myself. But with the Flat-D, I managed to ease out the gas and had no fear of an embarrassing odor! This product has given me a new lease on life, both in terms of social benefits, and family quality of life!”
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