20 Famous Ophiuchi
Everyone is trying to get a grasp of the new Zodiac sign. Perhaps by compiling a group of famous people who would fall under the new sign of Ophiuchus (Nov. 29 - Dec. 17), we will notice similar lifestyles, personality traits or temperaments among them.
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Britney Spears
Disney Pop Tart, who dated Justin Timberlake, sold a lot of records and wore a pink wig. Then the state of California declared her incompetent and made her a ward of her father.
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Nostradamus
16th century psychic that some claim predicted the rise of Hitler, The World Trade Center attacks and many other historical events.
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Walt Disney
Abused child turned animator who built the Disney empire.
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Taylor Swift
Country/pop musician loved by tweens. A better-than-average role model who is unlucky in love and acceptance speeches.
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Jon Knight
The shy, sensitive heartthrob from New Kids On The Block who dated Tiffany.
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Winston Churchill
The British leader who was always flashing peace signs and who everyone said your newborn "looks just like."
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Jenny McCarthy
Gregarious, foul-mouth actress and television personality who once dated Jim Carey, is outspoken about autism and loves Botox.
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Jay-Z
The H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A hip-hop mogul who married Beyonce.
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Ben Stiller
The actor whose sperm Cameron Diaz puts in her hair in There's Something About Mary.
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Richard Pryor
Iconic grand-daddy of stand-up comedy who once set himself on fire smoking crack.
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Woody Allen
Self-professed neurotic filmmaker who was once in a 12-year relationship with Mia Farrow and then cheated on her with their adopted daughter. He loves to be psychoanalyzed.
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Jim Morrison
A writer and front man of The Doors who dedicated himself to mind-altering substances.
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Lucy Liu
One of the hottest bitches alive who appeared in Ally McBeal and Kill Bill.
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Billy Idol
Spiky-haired '80s rocker with an Elvis-like sneer. Wrote "White Wedding" and was a huge fan of Heidi Fleiss's work.
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Vanessa Hudgens
A Disney star who Zack Efron nailed regularly.
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Jude Law
English actor known for romancing young starlets and his receding hairline. Acted in many movies including Cold Mountain and The Talented Mr. Ripley.
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Frank Sinatra
Prolific crooner who sang "Strangers in the Night," starred in many movies and who conspiracy theorists speculate to have had some involvement with the Mafias assassination of the Kennedy brothers.
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Tara Reid
Once actress turned drunken mess who at some point was mutilated by a plastic surgeon.
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Tiger Woods
Prolific golfer and adulterer.
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Ozzy Osbourne
Incoherent heavy metal God and front man of Black Sabbath who once bit the head off a bat and pissed on the Alamo.
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