This is absolutely a CPS issue - they failed. They failed, they failed, they FAILED to protect these children time and time again.

This is a horrible craft project just because of the waste of good books, but it’s been making the rounds on Pinterest and its clones, so it’s not like it’s Lauren Conrad’s fault someone told her to Martha Stewart this mess up. Brightside - if you do a good enough job faking a row of books, you’ve got a great spot to hide your stash.  Maybe worth a try with books that aren’t worth reading anyway, like the works of Ayn Rand.

Maybe if his dad weren’t such a dick, he wouldn’t need to unwind with a joint every now and then.

I’m not reading this, because though the title was intriguing, if I wanted to read a goddamn IM conversation I’d go back to 2004. Thanks for sucking, hope you didn’t get paid for this.

These are dumb, but Hipster Che can get it anyday, oh yeah.

Ugh. I listened to parts of the songs. They’re bad. Painfully, brain-meltingly bad (and grossly shallow/misogynistic). And am I off in saying her look reminds me of the Teen Mom girls (or that “Real Housewife” look - average-looking but spray tanned / fake eyelashed / teeth whitened / extensions / etc)?

I use a disposable version called SoftCups. I usually only need one a day, so it’s considerably less waste and I don’t have to worry about public bathrooms (I’m considering getting a permanent cup and just using the SoftCups for outings). I usually have major crampage the first day with them (noticeably more intense), and getting them positioned properly can be kind of hard, but I love them and now my period doesn’t interrupt my life like it used to - and you can have mess-free sex! EVERYONE WINS!

This all day. Alcohol is legal, but it:
-wrecks my stomach
-causes weight gain
-turns me into a shitty version of myself (self-pitying, slutty, mean)
-is going to kill my Dad
-totally contributed to the deaths of numerous family members (not to mention divorces, holy alcoholism Batman!)
-makes me a danger to myself and others if I choose to drive Whereas weed is illegal, but it:
-makes my stomach not hurt (my stomach *always* hurts)
-makes me remember the things I love about people/the world
-makes me a calm, cheery version of myself
-makes me a super vigilant driver (every car is a cop!) Granted:
-uncontrolled munchies can make you gain weight
-some people get super paranoid
-My biggest issue with weed: I ignore mess. I’m a messy-tendencied person as it is, but I’ve noticed that now that I smoke multiple times a day (not just evenings), I will overlook the chaos of my surroundings. Not that I won’t clean or don’t realize there’s a mess - I just benignly file it away to the purgatory of “later” Also, I’m lazy. Weed provides the recreation without turning me into Mr. Hyde, though I’d say most of my use isn’t entirely recreational- I have severe stomach/anxiety problems, and marijuana is literally the only thing that helps. Granted, I don’t have health insurance (I’m employed full-time, but am saving/eliminating bills before I can afford it) and had inadequate medical care for the years I was still covered.  Also- I’m not 100% hating on alcohol. I think occasionally drinking moderate amounts is totally okay (as long as you don’t get drunk and drive), it’s just not for everyone.

I’m disappointed I read this, there were no lols to be found. :/