10 Fitbit Features That Should Exist

For those of us who are addicted to tracking our every move, why stop with steps when there are other aspects of our lives we'd like it to track.

1. Time for pizza

Disclaimer: It's always time for pizza.

2. Time your pizza

It would be a crime to let your pizza be anything less than perfectly cooked.

3. Track your whine

4. Track your wine

A reminder to let you know you're running low on wine.

5. A "You've Stalked A Person's Instagram Too Far Back" Alert

Whatever you do, don't double tap.

6. A Happy Hour alert

It's five o'clock somewhere.

7. A warning that you're drunk and shouldn't send that text to your ex

This is an essential feature that pairs perfectly with the Happy Hour alert.

8. Time of the month alert

You can never be too prepared.

9. Lie detector alert

For when a polygraph test isn't available.

10. Examine Your Zipper

Because nobody wants to see that.

Have any other features you think should exist? Comment below!