Should You Ghost Your Summer Fling?

Tans fade, so does love. Ask yourself these 20 questions before determining if your romance will still be hot when the weather is not.

1. Does he have a Netflix account?

What else are you going to do when the weather turns cold?

2. What about HBO GO?

Actually, could you just ask him to write down a list of all streaming services he pays for?

3. Will he react poorly to your mild weight fluctuations?

It's called 'layering.'

4. How comfortable is his bed?

You will be there often.

5. How far away is his place from all of the following: a) your place of work b) your home c) a decent pizza place?

Traveling is hard. Eating pizza is not.

6. Can he pull off a scarf?

Don't try this at home folks.

7. Does he understand the importance of a 'motivational text?'

Example: "Babe, it turns me on to watch you eat cheese."

8. Does his family have a vacation home?

Honestly, vacations are important for your health.

9. Does he know your order when you get Thai food?

Screw sushi, October-February is for Pad Thai.

10. What about how you take your coffee?

It's not that hard to learn.

11. What's your assessment of his gifting ability?

Holidays are for proving love and affection.

12. How honest have you been about your actual skin tone?

This tan is natural.

13. What's his Instagram filter capability level?

Come December, photos of you need some extra help.

14. What his policy on Movember?

This needs to be established prior to November 1st

15. Would he look good without a tan?

Be honest with yourself.

16. Does he appreciate the versatility of leggings?

Workout clothes are for sweating on your way to brunch.

17. Can you survive another holiday season 'minus one?'

He could finally be your 'plus.'

18. Just.... Keep New Years Eve in Mind.

He could spare you from the above.

19. If there is news of a Blizzard, what's the first thing he would buy?

There's a correct answer to this question.

20. Whether you ghost or not, just remember....

Winter has nothing on you.