I met Seth many, many, many years ago back in Cincinnati, Ohio. He was sweet. Now, he's silly. I guess it's too late to be one of his “hose”.

Where my hose at!?!?? Oh, there it is.

I bet he's super sweet and likes to cuddle. But that's mainly because I fell in love with him when he was on Buffy…

I don't know. After his cameo on ENTOURAGE I get the unwarranted impression that he's a super secret dickhead no matter what he does.

I'm 6'1 and would still jump his tiny bones.

For those of you who are wondering, Seth is 5'4”. I'd rather not talk about how that is a fact that I have memorized.

He is adorable even if he is tiny. He looks especially short in this video for some reason.

I have a secret crush on Seth Green. Despite the fact that I'm like 3 feet taller than him

I love a man that makes good financial decisions. Plus he's a super nerd and that's a nice bonus.