That is so ripped off of GhostWorld.

Good job big guy

Do people in the neighborhood knock on the window to tell him these things? Because that would be awesome to film. Especially if they did it at, like, 7:30 in the morning. And if they knocked with a brick.

He must be my soul mate.

At least he's honest.

OMG - does he live in Ventura, CA? Cuz he sounds like my neighbor's good-for-nothing son, except mine has a beater of an old motorcycle that he drives round and round and round the neighborhood. Lovely.

10 points to Greg for keeping it real.