Marry Our Daughter

Do you have a teenage daughter who needs to settle down with a good husband, and also you could use some cash? This website will help you set up an arranged marriage and negotiate a Bride Price. Can this possibly be for real? The testimonials are bizarre: “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jacuzzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!”

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