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    Blagojevich's Hairbrush

    The New York Times unearths a bizarre detail about Governor Rod Blagojevich: aides must keep his black Paul Mitchell hairbrush on hand at all times. He calls it "the football," after the "nuclear football" - the bomb codes that are always within reach of the president.

    Because f*cking with Rod's insane hair would be as disastrous as nuclear Armageddon. This guy is awesome.