2. Anchorman’s Sex Panther Cologne
“60% of the time, it works every time”
3. Zombie Kettlebells
Hand sculpted from a real human skull, Zombie Kettlebells will get you ready to punch the undead right in the face.
4. Nick Offerman’s Book
“Instead of playing Draw Something, f***ing draw something.”
Best known for his role as Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation, Nick Offerman’s new book will school you in manliness, meat, and much more.
5. NFL Team Toaster
Sure, you could brand your arm with your beloved team’s logo, but branding toast is so much less painful.
6. Rubber Band Gun
I challenge you to a duel! Rubber bands fly up to 25 feet away via three different firing modes.
7. James Bond’s Cologne
No promises that this will turn your man into Daniel Craig, but it doesn’t hurt to try… right? Floris No.89 is the legendary fragrance of James Bond and a personal favorite of Ian Fleming himself.
8. How to Swear Around the World
Own that “Ugly American” title with the best insults and curses in dozens of languages.
9. Handmade Leather Sports Equipment
Handmade gloves, footballs, basketballs, and baseballs from LeatherHead are just plain sexier than regular sports gear.
10. Breaking Bad Posters
Going through Breaking Bad withdrawal yet? Decorate the man cave with these Walter White prints!
11. Custom Map Cufflinks
Wear your heart on your sleeve with these custom vintage map cufflinks on Etsy.
12. Handcrafted Baltz Pen
One-of-a-kind pens handcrafted from exotic woods, because some meetings are better sans iPad.
13. PocketMonkey Wallet Tool
Open beer bottles, measure things, and fix stuff (maybe not in that order) with this twelve-in-one credit card sized gadget. It’s even TSA-compliant.
14. Saddleback Leather Briefcase
“They’ll Fight Over It When You’re Dead” is the unofficial slogan of badass leather accessory crafter Saddleback.
15. Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker
Hip cocktail shaker that works with a standard mason jar.
16. Bacon Soap
Because who doesn’t want their man to smell like bacon?
17. How to Archer Book
“Well, excuse me, Lana. It’s a rampage.”
A how-to from everyone’s favorite hapless cartoon spy, Sterling Archer.
18. Smoker Box for Grill
Fill this smoker box with aromatic wood chips or fragrant herbs, slap it on the grill, and smoke yourself some meat!
19. Louis C.K.’s New HBO Comedy Special
“I’ve started to kind of hate people, and it’s not because I have anything against them. It’s just, I enjoy it. It’s recreation.”
At $5, the new HBO comedy special from the always hilarious Louis C.K. is a steal.
20. Timbre Speakers
Slick speakers that deliver crystal clear sound.
21. The Hangover Baby Carrier Shirt
“Whose f***ing baby is that?”
“Check its collar or something.”
22. Pop Culture Custom Jerseys
Hilarious hockey jerseys that reference pop culture icons including Stay Puft Marshmallows, The Dude, and The Predator. Personalized with your name and number.
23. WhistlePig Rye
Step up his booze game with a bottle of Wine Enthusiast’s highest-rated whiskey.
24. Man Candles
Sex Panther not your thing? Yankee’s manly candle scents include Riding Mower, MMM, Bacon!, and First Down.
25. Remote Control Helicopter
What’s better than a remote control car? A remote control helicopter!
A Swiss Army knife for making cocktails! Muddler, Reamer, Channel Knife, 1 and 1.5 oz Jiggers, Zester, 4 inch Knife, Stirrer, Strainer, Corkscrew, and Bottle Opener.
27. The Outlaw Josey Wales Hat
“Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?”
The hat made famous by The Outlaw Josey Wales.
28. Gold Cocktail Shaker
“Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…”
But, who doesn’t love gold plated barware?
29. Desktop Wood Slingshot
Straight from the desk of Dennis The Menace, Esq.
30. Frye Winter Dress Boot
Sturdy dress boot from the formidable Frye Company to get you through winter weather in style.
31. Duck Dynasty Redneck Wisdom Game
Trivia from the Robertson clan will make everyone (yes, even yuppies in subdivisions!) happy, happy, happy.
32. Beard Wash
Speaking of Duck Dynasty, this beard wash should come in handy.
33. Difficult Men Book
New book analyzing cable shows that broke the mold including The Wire, The Sopranos, Mad Men, Deadwood, Breaking Bad, and The Shield.
34. Samsung Smartwatch
Launched with a super cool commercial, the Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch is likely to be at the top of many lists this holiday season.
35. Desktop Skee Ball
Bring a little arcade into the office with a desktop skee ball game.
36. Colored Dress Shoelaces
Colored laces from hook + ALBERT are this year’s pocket square. A subtle way to add a bit of flair and individuality to any outfit.
37. Dale Earnhardt Jr. “88” Cigar
Let’s hope this cigar is the only thing getting smoked when your favorite driver is racing.
38. Leather Travel Case
Leather travel case designed to fit into a carry-on.
39. Ticket Stub Diary
Preserve precious memories from concerts, movies, sporting events, and more.