1. Demonstrating what should not happen until his child is an adult:
2. REALLY getting into that demonstration:
3. Teaching his child what symbol to hold up if they ever lose each other in a crowded area:
4. Revealing to his child that there is a possibility that he is a distant relative of Bill Cosby:
5. Desperately attempting to keep his cool after his child TPs him:
6. Trying to explain that he doesn’t want his daughter growing up too fast:
7. Teaching her the art of humility:
8. Responding to his child’s statement that Eminem is the best rapper OF ALL TIME:
9. Being the most embarrassing/coolest dad EVER on Halloween:
10. Reacting to a B+ on his daughter’s history exam:
11. Responding to being called a “big meanie” for putting her in time out:
12. Giving his daughter her first allowance:
13. Teaching his child about the aspects of humanity:
14. Answering his child’s request to borrow his Horus chain:
15. Responding to the question of “What is mom famous for?”
16. In summary, this is how he feels about the fact that a miniature version of himself now exists:
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates will debate Saturday at 9 p.m. ET on CBS for the first time since Donald Trump's win in New Hampshire.
- Up to 150,000 penguins may have been killed by an iceberg blocking their access to the sea.
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