1.
When it's hot in your room so you try to open the window:
2.
When you go to a meeting right after lunch:
3.
When you are about to grab the last bag of Cool Ranch Doritos:
4.
When your boo shows up unexpectedly to your improv show:
5.
When you still have 30 minutes left of SoulCycle:
6.
When your kid gets on the bus for the first day of kindergarten:
7.
When the grocery store has all the Ben & Jerry's Cores in stock:
8.
When you finally decide what you are gonna watch on Netflix but you still mourn what could have been:
9.
When your ex shows up at the club:
10.
When you realize you wore white to a wedding:
11.
When you know you're right:
12.
When you are not impressed with the kids at your child's talent show:
13.
When the paper airplane you spent 20 minutes on just falls to the ground:
14.
When you are about to pet a puppy but at the last minute it runs away:
15.
When your cat brings you back a dead mouse:
16.
When you let out what you believed to be a silent fart:
17.
When you wake up and realize you slept past your alarm:
18.
When your mom is like, "Why haven't you called me? It's been two weeks":
19.
When you first arrive at H&M:
20.
When you're a cat and you see a laser:
21.
When some girl tries to step at you and you're like, "Bitch, please":
22.
When you go to the ATM and your balance reads $3.43:
23.
When that bike rider doesn't look like he's gonna stop:
24.
When you visit Coney Island for the first time and you're like, "This is it?":
25.
When a total bro comes over to your table and tells you you're pretty:
26.
When you're mad at your boyfriend but he brought you chicken fingers:
27.
When you come home to find vomit all over your bathroom:
28.
When you realize you were wrong to argue that "Daenerys" only has one "e":
