Check your rear-view mirror before you reverse into a hole.
Slow down when approaching something that looks like a giant sinkhole. It might be a giant sinkhole.
Be careful, especially in cold weather. Snow might be covering a giant crater.
Not all holes are the same. Some holes may be deep, and some holes may portals into another dimension.
The guy still sitting in the car must be ~so embarrassed~.
When at a baseball game, look out for foul balls, boisterous fans, and giant sinkholes.
If you're driving on State Road 574 and you come across the sinkhole, turn right, not left.
When you're near a sinkhole, you might be tempted to stop and play that "I'm a flamingo" game. Don't. It's dangerous.
No one is immune. Even rich people can fall into holes.
You're in a boat on a pond. I know what you are thinking. "I'm not gonna fall into a hole. It's already a hole--filled with water!" Didn't I just tell you no one is safe from giant holes?
So what happens when you find a hole? How do you fix it?
You could try tape.
Or just trash bag it.
Or you could just try to placate the giant hole by giving it water/sacrifice.
