1.
"I fucking love chocolate."
2.
"But that doesn't mean I eat it right away. I respect the chocolate too much to do that."
3.
"I like to make sure the chocolate is comfortable. We laugh, tell jokes."
4.
"Then I like to kiss it, smell it. You've got to make sure the chocolate is in the mood to be eaten."
5.
"When the time's right, I let it know I'm ready to take it to the next level."
6.
"I say, 'Let me take off that wrapper. Make yourself comfortable.'"
7.
"I always ask permission before taking the first bite."
8.
"Then I slip the chocolate a little tongue."
9.
"Sometimes I give the chocolate something to make sure it's happy. Strawberries, vibrating marshmallows, whatever the chocolate needs."
10.
"I make sure the chocolate know that I love and respect every part of it -- the inside as well as the outside."
11.
"Honestly, I don't eat every piece of chocolate I come across. Only the really special ones."
12.
"When I'm with a piece of chocolate, I like to make it last."
13.
"I want to be with a piece of chocolate that I trust, you know? Someone I can see making chocolate babies with."
14.
"I wanna have your babies, chocolate."
15.
"Even though I try to show restraint, tbh, sometimes the physical connection is so strong, the chocolate goes right into my mouth. No hesitation."
16.
"And sometimes it gets a little messy ;-)"
17.
"Chocolate all over my face? How can I say no to that?"
19.
"If I've been eating one piece of chocolate for a while, sometimes we switch to some kinky role-play."
20.
"I'll be Princess Leia if you be Han Solo."
21.
*inhales more chocolate*
22.
"Chocolate and vanilla ice cream? You know what I always say, the more the merrier ;-)"
23.
"Sometimes I use a little teeth. But never too much. Just enough to keep you intrigued."
24.
"Oops! Got messy again lol."
25.
"That was fun, chocolate. I'm glad you texted me to Netflix and chill."
26.
"I hope we can do this again sometime soon."
27.
"Bye bye, chocolate. I love you. I fucking love you."
