Yes, WE KNOW, a lot of people love Halloween. But there are still many of us who feel like this dog: done af with this dumb ass holiday.
Halloween haters have universal dread of ~the question~
And for some very good reasons.
People going topical is just nauseating.
There's way too much stress going into planning.
Not to mention the BASTARDIZATION OF CHILDREN'S CHARACTERS
OR SEXIFICATION
Nobody wants to see anymore generically sexy cats.
Or just, why? WHY?!?
You know you can't DIY some last minute shit, because it will look like this.
Or this.
And if you finally do decide to just buy costume it's EXPENSIVE AS FUCK.
After you take your disappointing costume to a Halloween party, don't even think about getting home.
But we know we'd all rather go back to the days of trick or treating. THE CANDY WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAY--
AND NOW THE HELICOPTER PARENTS ARE TRYING TO TAKE THAT AWAY TOO.
Plus, if you're single, Halloween just rubs it in.
The ONE positive of Halloween? Through our shared hatred of this horrible tradition, true friendships are made.
