1. Does this get you hot?
2. Definitely gives you confidence in the longevity of the relationship.
3. The #pizzarat of your dreams.
4. Now you have to swipe right, just to find out IS HE OK?
5. Asking the important questions.
6. Heightist but honest.
7. You don't need a description when you are ON TOP OF A HORSE.
8. She's a triple threat but not the kind that can sing, act, and dance.
9. Creepy but in a comforting way?
10. Smash. Piss. Holes.
11. My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't —
12. If you want someone who isn't "obsessed with looks," this route could definitely work.
13. But I gotta be straight when I say I want to fuck till the BREAK OF PRAWN.
14. Giving you all the details you need to make an informed decision.
15. She could be the woman of your nightmares.
16. What is love? Love is shitting rainbows.
17. Whoever made this, *bows head*
