Buzz·Posted on Oct 12, 201529 Dogs Looking Depressed AF In Their Halloween Costumes"Why. Are. You. Doing. This. To. Me."by Sarah BurtonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "I am a dog, I'm not a bird. I HATE birds." View this photo on Instagram 2. "Why must you torture me?" View this photo on Instagram 3. "Somebody please call the P.C. police and arrest my owner." View this photo on Instagram 4. "Is it on top of me? It's on top of me, isn't it? Oh god. Oh god why." View this photo on Instagram 5. "There's a reason dinosaurs are extinct." View this photo on Instagram 6. "This is un-bee-lievable." View this photo on Instagram 7. "Kill me." View this photo on Instagram 8. "I hate dresses." View this photo on Instagram 9. "Your fortune? In the VERY near future, I see you taking this shit off of me." View this photo on Instagram 10. "I want to swim far away from you." View this photo on Instagram 11. "PSL season is a monthlong nightmare." View this photo on Instagram 12. "That bird is so lifeless. Sometimes I wish I were that bird." View this photo on Instagram 13. *Eyes slowly well up* View this photo on Instagram 14. "Does this make you feel good about yourself?" View this photo on Instagram 15. "I'm not even a fan of the original trilogy." View this photo on Instagram 16. "Wow, I'm dressed as a meme. Could my life be more pointless?" View this photo on Instagram 17. "I want a new owner." View this photo on Instagram 18. "I'm not good enough to eat lobster, but you'll dress me up like one? This is unfair." View this photo on Instagram 19. "Please, please, I'm begging you, take this thing off of me." View this photo on Instagram 20. "I wish this spider would just eat me already." View this photo on Instagram 21. "Time is a flat circle." View this photo on Instagram 22. "Why are any of us really here, anyway?" View this photo on Instagram 23. "Existence is futile." View this photo on Instagram 24. "Please put me on a pirate ship so I can sail far, far away from here." View this photo on Instagram 25. "I don't even get this reference." View this photo on Instagram 26. "Please, just stop." View this photo on Instagram 27. "I'm not a cow." View this photo on Instagram 28. "Please, if you love me at all, you'll free me from this hot dog straight jacket." View this photo on Instagram 29. "Why. Are. You. Doing. This. To. Us." View this photo on Instagram