1."Coach said I'm substituting in for you. Stinks for you, smells like catnip for me."
2."Vroom! Vroom! I'm definitely a race car and not a rabbit! Vroom!"
3."I'm open! I'm open!"
4."If you can't catch me, you're not gonna catch the ball!"
5."Come at me and you best believe you'll have bad luck!"
6."Did I hear someone say they were hoping for a birdie?"
7."Ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball!"
8."Can I be the hooker? Pleeeeeassse!"
9."Oh man, come on, put me back in! I swear I won't let you down. Someone on the other team was playing dirty! They used a laser-pointer to distract me!"
10."Darn it! In the sand again."
11."I'm getting out of here. This isn't baseball."
12."Can't carry your clubs? Try carrying another baboon. Jeez Louise."
13."I think you wanna hit it this way, because the wind is definitely coming from the northwest."
14."Look! I finished first! Where's my medal?"
15."Stop yelling at me coach! I'm trying my hardest out there!"
16."Life's hard for a goalie. You never get the glory of winning the game."
17."I love soccer! I love my team! You play for the other team? I love you too! I love being outside!"
18."Try to get past me and I'll trip you up!"
19."This is way better than that time I stuck my head out the car window."
20."Love? That's the score? That sounds nice, what's the problem?"
21."Dananuhna dananuhna bat dog! Bat dog!"
22."Ok guys, we're going to have to pick teams. Bill, you're the pitcher. Jim, you're up to bat first."
23."You get the ball, and I'll get the strings on the net."
24."I'll get the ball! I'll get it! Don't worry Mickey, I'll get it!"
25."I'm tired of keeping stats, I'm ready to play!"
26."Is it Bar-Sssss-lona or Bar-thh-lona? I can only pronounce one of them."
27."Gee I am getting tired of waiting for the ball. That's just the life of a fullback, I guess."
28."Okay guys, meet your new teammates. Now I know they might look young..."
29."New game plan: I slobber all over the ball."
30."So if the ball comes at us, we purposefully let it hit us? That's insane!"
31."I would join the scrum, but I don't like being around that many people."
