Buzz·Posted on Jun 24, 2015Amy Schumer Shows Us Why Being A Disney Princess Would Actually SuckThat is if you survive the peasant rebellion.by Sarah BurtonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Every girl grows up dreaming of becoming a princess. But like, why? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF I guess if the girl's a peasant, anything sounds better... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But did the peasant-to-princess thing ever really happen? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And if somehow it did, you were gonna have to marry your first cousin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Your only point in life? Pushing out some inbred male heirs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And then when you only birth girl babies, you're gonna get your head chopped off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Watch the entire Inside Amy Schumer sketch here: Other things Amy's skewered:- The Wage Gap- Friday Night Lights- Bill Cosby