Buzz·Posted on 4 Dec 201423 Things You Learn When You Have A Baby In A Foreign CountryOh look, more Sudocreme in the post.by Sarah BreenBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You have the opportunity to do a really cute pregnancy announcement. View this photo on Instagram 2. Get ready to take at least one bump picture a week. View this photo on Instagram 3. Depending on where you are, the standard of maternity care you get will either be amazing or rubbish compared to home. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. But you’ll have twice as many pregnancy rules to follow. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” has been translated into over 30 different languages. View this photo on Instagram 6. But it may be necessary to finally fork out for a dictionary. View this photo on Instagram 7. While you’re at it, look up “epidural.” View this photo on Instagram 8. You suddenly realise just why people move closer to their parents when they have kids. 9. The only time it’s ever okay to call in the middle of the night (their time) is to say you’re finally in labour. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. But at least you won’t have to deal with the pressure of hysterical visitors waiting in the hospital for you to push that baby out. View this photo on Instagram 11. And even when you’re far away, people are still lovely enough to send presents. View this photo on Instagram 12. You’ll get stuff like Calpol and Sudocreme in the post too. View this photo on Instagram 13. The urge to post every single picture to Facebook will be strong. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. After two weeks your baby will find the Skype ringtone as recognisable as your own voice. View this photo on Instagram 15. You will see people with kids complaining online about visitors coming over constantly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. When you do get visitors, they will stay for weeks on end. Maybe even months. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. On the plus side, visiting family = FREEDOM. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Flying with a newborn is exactly the nightmare you thought it would be. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You will be uncertain about the kid’s nationality until you apply for a passport. View this photo on Instagram 20. Side note: It’s really hard to get an infant to pose for a passport picture. View this photo on Instagram 21. But it means you get to go in the short queue at immigration in the airport. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Arriving home for the first time with your new baby will be emotional as hell. View this photo on Instagram 23. And best of all, your kid will get to call two places home. View this photo on Instagram