1.
I’m going to have a baby! Ohmygod I’m going to have a baby.
2.
Cool! I found a website that will merge pictures of our faces to see what it will look like.
3.
My boobs! The agony! Just cut them off!
4.
I don’t remember eating peas.
5.
One Born Every Minute is on! This will be educational.
6.
Could there be…more than one in there?
7.
I’ll tell them I can’t drink because I have a UTI. No one will suspect a thing.
8.
Where is my bump? This is taking forever.
9.
I’m so hot. Take my temperature! This can’t be normal.
10.
Baby socks are literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
11.
I’m going to read all the books and become an expert on being pregnant.
12.
God, these books are boring.
13.
Was that a kick or gas? Kick or gas? Kick. No, gas.
14.
Must look into having an orgasmic birth.
15.
Hey, where did my pubes go?
16.
I’m going to be super-healthy and not give in to any of my cravings.
17.
NEED CHEESEBURGER. NOW.
18.
Everything. Is. Making. Me. Cry. Today.
19.
What if my vagina never goes back to normal?
20.
I’m the biggest pregnant woman there ever was.
21.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, inventor of Lycra.
22.
Googling “mucus plug” was a bad idea.
23.
Please let it be cute. Please let it be cute. Please let it be cute.
24.
What if I’m a terrible mother and my baby hates me?
25.
Meconium looks like WHAT?
26.
I’ll join an online birth group. That will be helpful and informative!
27.
I'd give anything to sleep on my tummy.
28.
Did I just wee myself?
