2. Zachary Quinto: Sexy Beast
He has, with no hyperbole, a perfect face.
4. His eyes can pierce your soul.
And don’t think I didn’t notice the sultry lip-bite. Because I did.
13. Twerkin this outfit with an iced drink
It’s hard to cool down a man this hot.
17. Here he is in a gimp suit.
As Chad Warwick in “American Horror Story: Murder House.”
18. Dr. Oliver Threadson in “American Horror Story: Asylum”
Insanity has never looked so sexy.
20. He blue himself.
Think he’s an “Arrested Development” fan? I hope so. It would make him even more amazing.
21. Can he play James Bond, please?
It could just be two hours of him in a tux on a motorcycle, and I’d see it six times.
22. Or, you know, don’t give him a costume
It’s about time there was a gay James Bond, don’t you think?
23. He’s even sexy when he’s fake-bleeding.
Sometimes, he gets stabbed in the eye with a pen. All in a day!
24. He can even pull off a wife-beater.
No, seriously, Zachary Quinto…pull it off. Please?
25. He’s friends with awesome people.
Like the awesome Kristin Bell, who is awesome. Any chance Zachary Quinto can be in the “Veronica Mars” movie?
26. And his “Star Trek” co-star
Chris Pine, for the record, is also sexy, but a total 4 by comparison. Sorry, Chris.
27. Here he is describing…something.
We’re all thinking the same thing, right?
30. Whatchya thinking ‘bout, Zachary Quinto?
In case you’re wondering, yes, I will marry you (in one of the states where it’s legal).
31. Sadly, he’s taken.
He’s dating Jonathan Groff, which means Jonathan Groff is now my enemy.
35. You know what’s wrong with Zachary Quinto?
Nothing, except for the fact that he will never love me.