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How Much Pizza Should You Eat Today?

We don't know what you did to anger the Pizza Gods, but no pizza for you today. There's always tomorrow though and remember "absence makes the heart grow fonder."

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Don't fight it. The Pizza Gods have spoken and you only get one slice today. Moderation is important after all.

One Slice

One slice wouldn't cut it, but you're also not really feeling like waking up with regret the next day from eating a whole pizza. So indulge a bit and be happy that the Pizza Gods have shined down on you a little today.

2-3 Slices

Whether you're feeling down or celebrating something, you deserve it. Life is too short to worry about calories all of the time (just don't do this too often).

As Much As You Want

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