Buzz·Posted on 1 Dec 201421 Devastating Milton Keynes StrugglesHalf to the city, please!by Sam WetherellBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You grew up where? 2. When people hear where you are from, they just think of concrete cows and roundabouts. 3. Although, to be fair, there are a lot of roundabouts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. The city is probably younger than your nan. 5. There's never much news. ellie @ellied0wns only in Milton Keynes ffs Thu Nov 06 22:18:57 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. You might as well forget about using public transport. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Most of your life was spent walking along grass verges next to busy roads. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Going up city to go clubbing often filled you with a vague sense of despair. 9. The night might begin well, starting with a slap up meal in the Theatre District. 10. And then you realised you couldn't get into Oceana because you weren't wearing smart enough shoes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. So you went to The Pitz instead for a bit of moshing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. The Tree was the centre of your social world. 13. Before it died in 2008. :( 14. The grid system is impenetrable to outsiders. 15. And the names of the estates make no sense at all. Tinker's Bridge, Bleak Hall, or Fenny Stratford, anyone? Kirsty Gardner @KirstyGardner Thames Valley Police dealing with minor disorder in estates at Milton Keynes -Eaglestone, Garraways, Coffee Hall, Bean Hill and Netherfield. Tue Aug 09 20:44:54 UTC+0000 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. You are dismayed by plans to demolish The Point. 17. And the train station was always encircled by literally hundreds of skateboarding greebos. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. MK Dons are the only football team that everyone in Britain hates. View this vine on Vine Against Modern Football / Via youtube.com "We're coming for you, you franchised bastards." 19. And don't even think about going to the annual Christmas event. 20. And worst of all, Cliff Richard might appear in the mall at any moment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Stay classy, Milton Keynes! Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk Getting reports that @VirginTrains 16;20 from Euston is delayed by a naked man on the tracks at Milton Keynes. Tue Aug 12 16:07:07 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite