Comedy·Posted on Aug 6, 2015We Made Novelty GOP Debate Twitter Accounts So No One Else WillWhat if a funny moment happens during the debate and then someone makes a Twitter account about it?by Sam WeinerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Marco Rubio's Water Cup Rubio's Water Cup @RubiosCup Hey, something funny could happen with me during the debate but I probably don’t need to be my own Twitter account, right? 02:25 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Rubio's Water Cup @RubiosCup I’m filled with water! 02:26 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Rubio's Water Cup @RubiosCup Everybody shut up and get to Rubio drinking out of me! 12:59 AM - 07 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jeb Bush Jeb Bush @politicalbush Getting ready for the first debate tonight! Hope the moderators don't throw any THORNY questions my way! 02:52 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Jeb Bush @politicalbush My first Executive Order? No more birds eating our berries! NO MORE BIRDS. NO MORE BIRDS. #NOMOREBIRDS 10:04 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Rand Paul's Right Bicep Rand’s Right Bicep @RandsBicep I think I’ve got a pretty good *grip* on the issues! 05:23 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Rand’s Right Bicep @RandsBicep I’m putting this debate in a metaphorical headlock! 05:23 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. A Struggling American Family StrugglingFamilyUSA @StrugglingUSA Thanks for the shoutout GOP debaters! 05:18 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite StrugglingFamilyUSA @StrugglingUSA Wait a second…things are pretty hard for us! These guys are right! 05:18 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite StrugglingFamilyUSA @StrugglingUSA Hoo boy, thanks to all these debaters for sticking up for me! 05:18 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Binders Full Of Women 2016 Binders Of Women2016 @Binders2016 What if someone mentions me? That would be so funny! 05:21 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. A Self-Deporting Immigrant Self_Deporter @Self_Deporter If these are the best candidates the GOP has to offer, maybe I WILL leave the country! 05:16 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The Bridge From BridgeGate BridgeGate Bridge @REALbridgegate Stop picking on me! I’m just a bridge! 05:19 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite BridgeGate Bridge @REALbridgegate Let's hope the ROAD to 2016 doesn't DRIVE over me! 05:20 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite BridgeGate Bridge @REALbridgegate Talk about troubled water! I’m over it (I’m over both literal water and this controversy, just to be clear). 05:20 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Fantastic Four Or GOP? FantasticFourOrGOP? @FForGOP Who Said It: The Thing or Ted Cruz? "It's clobberin' time!" 05:59 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Cyberwalls Cyberwalls @Cyberwalls You can huff, you can puff, but you can't blow me down! 09:59 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Be sure to check in during the debate for more unnecessary novelty Twitter accounts!