Definitive Proof John Stamos Is Not Aging

He looks as good now as he did 1,000 years ago.

Here's John Stamos now.

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Dayummmmm!

And here he was 20 years ago on Full House.

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Can you even tell the difference???

Here’s John on General Hospital in 1982.

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Is there a painting somewhere slowly getting older while man-god Stamos stays the same age????

Here he is in one of his early film roles, caught in Dallas way back in 1963.

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He doesn't look surprised at all! Almost happy, in fact!

And before he was famous, the future Jesse Katsopolis cut his teeth selling thalidomide to TV viewers in 1952.

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Have mercy!

John’s always been photogenic. Check out this lithograph from the Civil War.

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John went on to fight for the Confederacy, but you can't win 'em all!

And do we spy John happily looking about to execute the martyred Lady Jane Grey?

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That rakish smile says, “I'll live forever, but you won't.”

We thought “looking good” was John’s crusade but here he is leading the First Crusade against the infidels occupying Jerusalem.

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The ageless superstar has even been spotted in Egyptian hieroglyphics.

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Researchers translate his pictogram as, "Bringer Of Strife."

And do you recognize this face?

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Yep, before man had even fully developed, John was inspiring devotion/fear in his fans.

Here’s to 10,000 more years of Stamos!