Taylor Swift Is On An Insane Vacation, But Also Reminded Us About Her Boyfriend's REAL Name

    "Please welcome to my vacation...my gorgeous boyfriend...Adam Wiles!"

    Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are that couple you see scrolling through Facebook and become insanely jealous of their relationship. But you can't hate them, because they're perfect for each other and totally in love.

    Well, our jealousy of #Tayvin has reached new heights because the two of them are apparently on vacation together in some tropical paradise.

    They're doing totally normal celebrity-on-vacation things, like channeling their inner Little Mermaids...

    ...posting thirst traps...

    ...and giving Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue a run for its money.

    Oh, and they're DEFINITELY in love because Taylor posted this picture of them kissing...and her LEG is popping, so you know it's real.

    But as much as we'd love to look at pictures of two beautiful celebrities frolicking on a remote tropical island all day, the most INSANE picture either Calvin or Taylor posted is this one:

    "Shouldn't that be TS + CH?" you're asking. NOPE. Because, ladies and gentlemen, "Calvin Harris" is not the Scottish DJ's birth name...it's actually...

    The more you know! Now back to your pleb lives, ladies and gentlemen.