YOU KNOW THE GAME, YOU KNOW THE RULES: FUCK ONE CELEB, CHUCK ONE CELEB, MARRY A THIRD CELEB*. WILL YOU BE ABLE TO PICK THE WINNING COMBO?
*not actually. Justin in your head. But a gurl can dream, right?
First, the Hollywood Heartthrobs: Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, and Zac Efron.
GOD IS GOOD.
Alright, time for some Pop Divas. Your choices are Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Beyoncé.
BOW DOWN TO THE QUEENS OF POP.
How about some of the boys from One Direction? Sorry Louis and Liam, but we've got to go with Zayn, Niall, and Harry.
Which DIRECTION will you take with these lads?
Now for some Leading Ladies. The choices? Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, and Emma Stone.
HERMIONE, KATNISS, OR GWEN STACY??? IT'S ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
Next Round! How about some British Gentlemen? Idris Elba, Daniel Craig, and Benedict Cumberbatch are your options.
I'D LIKE A CUP OF THEIR TEA.
Time for some Kardashians! Who will you keep up with when it comes to Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe?!?!
KAN YOU EVEN HANDLE THIS?
Time for some silver foxes! How about Anderson Cooper, George Clooney,
THE SILVIER, THE FOXIER.
And don't think we forgot the Hot Mamas. How about Kerry Washington, Penelope Cruz, and Jennifer Lopez?
There is some serious MILF action going on here.
How about some sexy crooners? Your options are Pharrell, Justin Timberlake, and Usher.
* SWOONS *
And finally, how about some funny ladies??? Let's choose between Ellen, Tina Fey, and Mindy Kaling.
Because nothing is sexier than laughter.