1. When Ozzy was a loving husband to Sharon, in the most Ozzy way possible:
2. When Sharon got a little TMI about her sex life with Ozzy:
3. When Ozzy didn't know what was going on when the telephone started ringing:
4. When bubbles weren't metal enough for Ozzy:
5. When Ozzy spoke for all of us regarding sleeping in late:
6. When Kelly called out Jack for getting excited about fast food:
7. When Sharon just didn't feel like a domestic goddess:
8. And then when she wasn't too sure about the statement she just made:
9. When Ozzy wasn't afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions:
10. When Ozzy wanted to save his ears, and also the fucking birds:
11. When Sharon had this profound statement that involved bowel movements:
12. When Sharon had her own unique way of parenting:
13. When Ozzy cursed at a CAT:
14. When Jack had ~questionable~ hygiene:
15. When Ozzy was the ultimate family man:
16. When Ozzy thought he'd seen it all, and then this happened:
17. When Ozzy gave Kelly some solid medical advice:
18. When the Osbournes had a long-ass feud with Christina Aguilera:
19. When Ozzy became a rock star totally by accident:
20. When Ozzy had some quality father-son bonding time with Jack:
21. When Ozzy had just had enough of the ocean's shit:
22. When Ozzy decided to turn down for the evening and had this to say:
23. When even the Osbournes' Pomeranian was badass AF.
24. When Sharon wasn't exactly the religious type:
25. Just...when this whole entire exchange happened:
26. And finally, when Ozzy shared this sentiment, which actually was pretty profound:
