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1. Both in the business of making up stories
2. Flush with £££! Funders just balling, scattering seeds – waiting on just one to blossom into a hit
3. Top dogs have that “I’m CEO bia&ch – my way or the high way” attitude
4. Perfected the art of glamoursing failure
5. Reach, reach, reach – give me numbers
6. Bye bye boardroom. We’ll shake on it over a fair trade cold press kale juice
7. Migrated East for a #creativespace
8. Hate greedy Apple. Slicing a cut off app revenue and that damn never-ending iTunes library
9. Pander to Talent – engineering whizzkids or flawless actors
10. Just no self-doubt. Like none. Bat off any criticism with “Na Ah! I’m a creative! You just don’t get it!”
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