1. A Kindle.
2. A literal sloth tea infuser.
3. A TV streaming stick.
4. A free pass on canceling plans.
5. A cat.
6. The ability to be a unicorn.
7. An Amazon Prime subscription.
8. Adele's new album.
9. A whole pizza.
10. A Sephora gift card.
So I can more accurately carry out all the YouTube beauty tutorials I've been watching, take a selfie of my contouring, and then wash it off.