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17 Internet Dating Profiles That Will Probably Put You Off Internet Dating

Just. Wow.

1. This guy and his weapon.

2. This man who listens to your question and answers it as honestly as he possibly can.

3. This chap who knows what makes women laugh.

4. This guy and his weapon.

6. This lady who knows how to pick an attractive username.

7. This man who knows exactly who he is.

8. This charmer who gets straight to the point.

9. This bloke with a least one undeniable talent.

10. This guy with the least promising opening sentence ever.

11. The guy who thinks the way to a girl’s heart is through a dictionary.

12. This guy with the over-worked guns.

13. This man who isn’t afraid to splash his cash.

14. Golden skull man.

15. This gentleman who isn’t scary at all.

16. This mourner.

17. This guy we all know has taken a selfie on the toilet.

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