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Mail Online’s Sidebar Of Shame: A Translator’s Guide

The Daily Mail website uses some confusing terms to describe celebrity ladies. Here’s a quick guide for the uninitiated.

  1. 1. "Parades her new shape / curves / trim frame / bikini body."
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  1. 2. "Pours her curves into..."
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  1. 3. "Flashes her cleavage."
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  1. 4. "Lashings of fake tan."
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  1. 5. "Cuts a lonely figure"
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  1. 6. "Looks grumpy."
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  1. 7. "Flaunts new shape / curves / trim frame / toned pins / bikini body."
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  1. 8. "Looks disheveled."
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  1. 9. "Struggles to contain herself / ample cleavage."
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