The worlds in Grand Theft Auto were vast and beautiful, but they never made much sense.
They looked like normal cities, but normal rules didn't apply.
In a world of such confusing logic, you often found yourself acting in strange ways.
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Like massacring religious sects, just because you could.
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And picking up prostitutes.
Then sniggering like a school boy when the car started rocking.
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Everyone who ever played San Andreas spent hours driving up the mountain.
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Just to jump off the top. Whether it was in a tow truck.
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Or, y'know, no vehicle at all.
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Just so you could watch this happen.
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It was always hard to resist attacking members of the public for no reason.
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Long, long after they were already dead.
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And everyone tried that thing when you drove 'safely' for a bit.
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But most of all, you'd do whatever it took to get all six wanted stars.
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Then pop off for a swim.
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And when all that was finished, you just went to bed.
