1. First off: remember, no one ever, ever got laid because of a T-shirt.
5. In fact, steer away from any allusion to sex at all. Yup, even ‘funny’ puns.
9. Oh, so you’re disrespecting a classic album now at the same time. Well done.
10. Reminding the world of the fact you masturbate will have no beneficial consequences whatsoever.
12. It’s always a good idea to check the back of a T-shirt before you buy it.
13. If you’re rude, people will be able to tell without the help of your tee.
22. If you are going to go for a funny/ironic T-shirt, be careful it doesn’t make you look stupid later on.
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