3. (Not that you’ll be looked down on for ordering a lager.)
4. And more than one cider…
…you know which one.
5. It’ll sell proper snacks. Like this.
None of your hand-cooked, Himalayan rock salt–flavoured, £2.69 a packet nonsense in our dream pub, thank you.
12. An old-fashioned jukebox.
Full of neither unimaginative chart nonsense nor self-consciously hip B-side indie rubbish. Just plenty of soul.
14. A pool table.
…that you can get around and take a clean shot at from any angle! Imagine!
19. And there should be space for the old boys.
A pub should be a welcome place for old-timers to mingle with youngsters and impart their wisdom. And let loose a bit, if they want.