24 Things To Do To A Passed-Out Friend

Someone’s fallen asleep, drunk? Let’s play.

1. Your first instinct is going to be to reach for the marker pens. Good call.

2. But what do you go for? Clown face?

3. Full body work?

4. Or out-and-out graffiti?

5. Whatever you do, be creative.

6. Second option: the human Jenga game.

7. Naturally, bigger = better.

8. Particularly if you’re working with an uneven surface.

9. But overall coverage is also important.

10. Is your friend visible?

11. The effect you’re looking for is: from this.

13. What would happen if they woke up and tried to move?

14. Which brings us nicely to duct tape.

16. (Just remember to leave air holes).

17. If neither of these items are handy, toilet roll will work just as well.

18. Of course, you don’t have to do anything to them. Sometimes just being there is enough.

19. Especially if you can get the dog to join in.

20. But really, where’s the fun in that?

21. Whatever you decided to do, whether it’s turn them into an animal.

22. Or an artwork.

23. Or some weird Edward Scissorhands-style monster.

24. It’s all about making the most of the opportunity when it comes along.

OK, this one isn’t real. At least, I sincerely hope it isn’t.

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