18 Problems Only Men With Large Members Will Understand

This will be our big little secret, OK?

1. You are constantly running into things because of it

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2. Low rise jeans are COMPLETELY out of the question

What if you need to do an emergency tuck?

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3. Sometimes it’s difficult for you to walk

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4. like REALLY awkward

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5. And things get so tight you need help getting your pants off

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6. And if you get TOO excited you’ll need extra help getting them off

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7. You are constantly playing hide a seek with it vs the world

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8. You can’t wear super short shorts

Unless you want to give the world a little big show

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9. And you can never wear a Speedo

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Which is maybe ok?

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10. Any kind of brief is a problem for you

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11. You have to look in the mirror a thousand times before you go for a jog so this doesn’t happen

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12. You can NEVER sleep face down

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13. You think you had a fun night out with the guys and go home and notice a prominent outline of your man part has been posted to Facebook

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14. Which prompts you to get weird messages like this from random people on the internet

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15. This is a constantly issue for you

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16. Your friends begin to refer to you as Jon Hamm

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17. You avoid using showering at the gym because you don’t want to freak people out because of your assets

And most likely make them feel bad about their own size

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18. And finally, it has to be a secret!

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Because you can’t just go around publicly telling everyone about your gift!

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