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An Ode To The Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder

Dear Mitsubishi Eclipse,

Although I never had you,

I really wanted you.

I didn't really even care what color,

Plum

Green

Black

Or whatever color this is.

It didn't matter.

You were beautiful.

And although I didn't get to have you then,

I know,

Yes, I know,

That someday,

WE

WILL

BE

TOGETHER. Or Maybe we won't. I don't really care. I'm over you.

I loved you.

See yah 'round.

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