An Ode To The Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder

My love letter to the shitty car I never had.

1. Dear Mitsubishi Eclipse,

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2. Although I never had you,

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3. I really wanted you.

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4. I didn’t really even care what color,

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8. Or whatever color this is.

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9. It didn’t matter.

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10. You were beautiful.

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11. And although I didn’t get to have you then,

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12. I know,

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13. Yes, I know,

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14. That someday,

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18. TOGETHER. Or Maybe we won’t. I don’t really care. I’m over you.

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19. I loved you.

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20. See yah ‘round.

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