1. “It’s so good to see you!”
2. “No, I’m very interested in your story. Please continue!”
4. “We’re basically cuddling experts, right?”
5. “Wait… can you hear my thoughts…?”
6. “I just need a mini snooze before we can keep playing. I promise I’ll be up again soon!”
7. “Any critique for my runway walk?”
8. “May your Christmas be merry and bright!”
9. “Do you think my face will get stuck this way? Oh well. Be my funny face buddy!”
10. “You gotta get your day started bright and early!”
11. “Shhh. I’m dreaming about running through fields and wildflowers and wild mousies.”
13. “Hey, wait up, you think that one guy was talkin’ crap about us? Ugh, hate that dude.”
14. “SPORTS ARE SO GREAT, MAN!”
15. “I COULD PLAY THIS ALL DAY OMG.”
17. “This is how I plan on convincing people to open doors for me forever. Pretty genius, huh?”
18. “WE MAKE SUCH A GOOD GOLF TEAM!”
Here Are The Top Stories
- The death penalty should still be considered for Colorado theater shooter James Holmes, a jury decided.
- President Obama unveiled a climate change plan on Monday that calls for federal limits on the amount of carbon power plants can produce.
- California Gov. Jerry Brown called for a state of emergency as wildfires burned thousands of acres by Sunday and forced hundreds of evacuations.