"I'm just so dang close!"
"I feel like I'm trying to survive my first kiss all over again."
"WORK WITH ME HERE, APPLE."
"Victory. Is. Golden. Delicious."
"Aha! You thought you could trick me again, I see. Not this time, apple!"
"This is almost just discriminatory toward petite red pandas, really."
"WHY DOES MY MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT ITS JOB?"
"Aw yessssss, it's crunchin' and munchin' time."
"Sweet, sweet snacks. Ain't nothin' better."
To watch Eita's difficult struggle in full, check out the video below: