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13 Times You Disappointed This Corgi Dressed As A Pirate

Go fetch his cannonball immediately.

1. “Shiver me timbers! I tripped over someone’s shoes in the middle of the hallway…”

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2. “Just put my sword back where you found it next time, mmk?”

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3. “How many episodes of the Kardashians have you watched unironically?”

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4. “Planking is very over. Stop, please.”

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5. “A little birdy told me you didn’t refill the water pitcher.”

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6. “No, you can’t look at my ‘booty.’”

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7. “Smells like someone hit the grog a little hard last night.”

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8. “Just because I’m a ‘swashbuckler’ doesn’t mean I’ll do your laundry.”

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9. “The neighbors say they haven’t seen their newspaper in a while, and I know I haven’t fetched it, so…”

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10. “How dare you accuse me of attacking the crow’s nest!”

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11. “Arrrrrr you kidding? You haven’t finished ‘Breaking Bad’ yet?”

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12. “Me peg leg knows you haven’t taken the trash out in a while.”

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13. “Do you happen to know who wrote ‘(S)CURVY’ on the bathroom mirror during my shower? No?”

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