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    18 Types Of Stretches, As Told By Cats

    So many styles to choose from!

    1. The "Thank Goodness I Swiffered First" Stretch

    2. The "Teddy Bears Are Just Out Of Reach And There They Will Stay" Stretch

    3. The "Most Unique Bedtime Ritual" Stretch

    4. The "Reverse Comma" Stretch

    5. The "Every Inch Of Me Is Beautiful" Stretch

    6. The "Take Your Judgment Elsewhere" Stretch

    7. The "Optical Illusion Of Flight" Stretch

    8. The "I'm Practicing My Fictional and Dramatic Death" Stretch

    9. The "GO ON WITHOUT ME" Stretch

    10. The "Just Give Me A Minute, I Can Get Out Of This Myself" Stretch

    11. The "Blue Skies And Sunshine Guaranteed" Stretch

    12. The "Helping Hand" Stretch

    13. The "I Laugh In The Face Of Passive Aggression" Stretch

    14. The "What Have I Done" Stretch

    15. The "My Design Aesthetic Is Called 'Rustic' Or 'Cheap Thrift Store Finds'" Stretch

    16. The "I'm Prepping For Dinnertime" Stretch

    17. The "I've Had More Than Enough Exercise Now Let Me Out Of Here Please" Stretch

    18. The "Can I Touch My Toes From The Other Way Around, Let's Find Out" Stretch

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